At least it's easy to clean.

I just asked my children -- who were playing quietly together with a few of Natalie's birthday gifts -- if they wanted me to turn on the TV.

Because without "Max & Ruby" hypnotizing entertaining my children, they would hear me on the phone, and I desperately need to call Toys R Us to inquire if they have any Kipper DVDs or Easy Bake Ovens in stock. Without an audience.

Such is the double curse of a tiny house and a loud voice.