Contents of a Dirty Diaper

(Consider the title of this post a warning and a disclaimer.)

Corey changed a particularly messy diaper of Teyla's last weekend. He came downstairs, grinning, and said, "I can tell you what she's been eating lately."

"Go for it," I laughed.

"Corn?" he said.

"Check," I replied.

"Beans?"

"Check."

"A leafy green vegetable?"

"Ummm.... Not check."

I think we're going to have to get rid of all our houseplants.