
Corey changed a particularly messy diaper of Teyla's last weekend. He came downstairs, grinning, and said, "I can tell you what she's been eating lately."
"Go for it," I laughed.
"Corn?" he said.
"Check," I replied.
"Beans?"
"Check."
"A leafy green vegetable?"
"Ummm.... Not check."
I think we're going to have to get rid of all our houseplants.