I Should Be Ashamed. And In A Stupor.

2,248

That's how many calories I consumed tonight at dinner.

Oh! And let's not forget fat grams. That number would be a fat, round 100.

Fat. Round. Hmmm. Interesting choice of words.

But it was worth it -- The Culver's Bacon Deluxe, Crinkle Cut Fries and a Peanut Butter-Chocolate Malt made with frozen custard. Truly, you have not lived until you've had Culver's frozen custard. (The malt alone was 752 calories and 44 grams of fat. Is that a sin?)

Oh! And I started the day with a Cinnamon Melt from McDonald's -- my first. Have you had those? My word. Gooey, sweet, warm, cinnamony -- and only 460 calories and 19 grams of fat.

Excuse me. I think I need to go lay down.