I Tried To Shut My Ears, But They Just Stayed Open

During our San Diego vacation back in February, I had the most surreal experience. One morning, at breakfast, as we were munching our Raisin Bran and eating enough melon from the fruit buffet to satisfy a small elephant, I overhead the strangest conversation at the table next to us.

OK. I was eavesdropping. But this one was too juicy to ignore.

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